Happy post-Easter Monday! at 9:21 PM

First, I apologize to all law-inclined people...I must admit, for a long time I was planning on going into law myself, and only recently decided on business. But hey, who passes up a good lawyer joke when it comes along? Oh and Shelly--I tried to visit your blog and was rudely informed that I wasn't invited. Thanks, gosh. We're through.

Second, I hope you all enjoyed the previous post, because I can't claim credit for it...my good friend and roommate Sir David William Paul did the honors. In other words, no, I'm not way awesome.

Third, happy Easter everyone! My Easter weekend was perfect--in other words, it included snowboarding and mountain biking. Oh, and Easter Sunday was awesome too. It was so refreshing to find out that the Easter bunny really does exist (I've been really worried for the past two years). And I had forgotten how much fun Easter egg hunts can be. My family rocks!

These are some fun pictures from Christmas Break with my two good friends, Terry and David. We went snowshoeing up American Fork Canyon. Terry was wearing sneakers. I am way awesome.

Death by school... at 5:25 PM

Please excuse the delay...I forgot I had a blog.

Well, the only thing noteworthy of reporting as of yet is that the week is over! (believe me, that's a huge relief). For the last few weeks, I've been enjoying the life of a very-few-credits-taker, with hardly any homework and tests. Then last week, all of my professors collaborated and decided to form a secret combination to bring about my ultimate demise. I must admit, they're pretty good. For reasons that aren't yet apparent, I'm still alive and have multiple papers and tests behind me.


The real news is much more exciting: I got free Brick Oven pizza today. Come on, you know you're excited for me...at least anybody who's survived college. To qualify for this indulgence, I attended a lecture entitled "The Mormon Lawyer: Pillar to Society or Menace to Society?" (I guess that's why they had to bring pizza). The most entertaining part for me was the array of lawyer jokes that were given (before they started bashing on business people). The best one went something like this: A man driving on the freeway gets in a bad accident, and when the paramedics come they find him staring at the smoking heap of metal and whimpering, "my BMW...my poor, poor BMW." The Paramedics ask him if he's a lawyer. He asks them how they knew. They said only a lawyer would care so much for the loss of his BMW that he wouldn't notice that his left arm was missing. The lawyer replies, "Oh no! Where's my Rolex?!"

Wow. I'm a blogger. at 8:40 PM

Well folks, I never thought it would come to this. Blogging has never been my forte. However, due to the overwhelming number of requests, I decided to grant you all a snippet of my life through enormously exciting and up-to-date posts and breathtakingly beautiful pictures of, well, myself. That said, I will proceed to press "Publish Post" so as to complete this test of my blog. Enjoy.